My E36 /Reposted For The Only Time/

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01/19/2015 at 12:00 • Filed to: e36, for sale

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When I first saw it for sale, it caught my eye, but not so much that it was a top contender to be my car. After seeing what else was out there in my small budget, I came back and took a look at it. It needed too much work, it was rusty had 163,xxx miles on it, it was priced a little high, and worst of all, it was a BMW. I thought that it would be hard to live with, it would make me look like someone I wasn't, but I needed a car and it was there, it was in that front yard that I had driven by hundreds of times desperately needing a good home. So, I made an offer on it and bought it; I bought a 1996 BMW 328i sedan that needed all of the work, but it was mine and I was happy.

10 minutes after picking it up, the radiator broke.

I was distraught, but I collected myself, called the seller, got some money back, and put a new radiator in it. That wasn't so bad of a job, so I did what any insane person would do and moved onto the next job. I replaced the front window regulators, I got the AC working, I replaced the stereo, replaced the rear speakers, belts, hoses, exhaust, headliner, rear seat bottom, headlights, fog lights, suspension, etc… I just couldn't stop myself from pouring my money and love into this beat up little car. I loved the way it drove, I fell in love with the way it looked, and it taught me how to drive a manual and how to fix problems. I really can't stress how much fun this car is, but I finished school, landed a good job, and this week I have found a newer car, but I can't have both the 96 and my new car.

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So, they time has come for me to part ways with my beloved E36. As much as I hate to do it, it has to go.

This is what brings me to write this post, the car is for sale and I want it to go to a good home. I know that either someone here would appreciate it as much as I did or knows of someone who would.

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For sale: 1996 BMW 328i Sedan, Boston Green Metallic, 2.8L Inline 6, 5-Speed Manual Transmission, with 193,000 miles on it, $2,500 obo.

The Great: The Michelin tires still have plenty of life in them, as do the brakes. Clutch is less than 10,000 miles old. The Eibach Pro-Kit springs and Borla catback exhaust were installed last year. The 12 speaker sound system with Alpine head unit sound fantastic and the motor sounds even better. Heated power front seats, with split folding rear seat back. On board computer works as do all of the gauges.

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The Not So Great: Rust, paint damage, squeaks and rattles from interior trim. Driver's seat is ripped and worn (but still damn comfortable). Check engine light is on from the 49-state legal catalytic converters and a "gross evap leak," both of which are meaningless to how it drives, but the light is on none the less. The airbag light came on last year, but the original airbags are still there (changed out the steering wheel and bushings behind it, but re-installed the original airbag).

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Really this car would be perfect for AutoX or for a college or high school kid who needs a fun but not too fast, cheap car. If you're in the Cincinnati area and interested, please leave your email below with spaces between and @ spelled out at to prevent spambots. After I get it, I'll delete the comment so that no one else grabs your info.

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DISCUSSION (38)


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2015 at 14:51

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Congrats on school and the new job! What's the replacement for the E36 going to be?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2015 at 14:51

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That rust puts the Tercel to shame! Trade? :D


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PushToStart
01/17/2015 at 14:52

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That's for an upcoming post...


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/17/2015 at 14:53

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Salt life


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2015 at 14:54

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e46 M3

There is no other answer


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2015 at 14:56

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I get you perfectly. I learn't a lot of things when I bought an old used car and it made me be a better person. A wiser kid. I wish the E36 goes to a great owner.


Kinja'd!!! SwissTony > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2015 at 15:04

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I am always glad to see people fix and use cars, as most of these can go on forever, and if it wasn't for you, chances are that the car would end up in a scrapyard by now.

Having said that, I have just walked away from a E36 coupe 2.8 with 80k miles and in pretty mint condition, purely because it was $1500 and it was simply too expensive, as they normally go for less here. That's the UK for you though.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2015 at 15:33

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Now, about that newer car?

Glad the BMW served you well!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680
01/17/2015 at 15:33

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Another post for a different day.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2015 at 15:55

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Those yellow fogs are a nice touch.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull
01/17/2015 at 15:56

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Yeah they really go good with the green.


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2015 at 16:34

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is it just body rust or is there a lot of frame and mechanical rust?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Captain of the Enterprise
01/17/2015 at 16:37

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mostly limited to the body, it's been a while since I've been underneath it.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2015 at 17:59

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You've forgotten about saying that, and it's now another day.


Kinja'd!!! cluelessk > Captain of the Enterprise
01/17/2015 at 19:17

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Rockers show rust.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Captain of the Enterprise
01/18/2015 at 21:32

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I checked and yes, there is underbody rust, but it is only limited to the area right around the front left jacking point. The rest of the structure and floors are completely solid.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 12:05

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3 questions.

1) how big of a PITA was the headliner?

2) how did you get new speakers for the front doors?

3) did you notice a difference with the airbox removal?

My e36 was bought in a bit worse condition. Sorry I can't buy yours.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 12:06

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eek!


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 12:06

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I'd love to buy it, but alas.. Wrong continent.

Anyway.. I'd forgotten that I had you as a friend on F%$#B&%k.. Until I saw this posted there as well.. I think I'm going senile..


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 12:07

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looks to me like an excuse for race seat :D

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Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 12:11

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$2,500 for rust with some BMW badges and halos attached?

$OLD!!!!


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 12:16

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Jesus Christ. Well. Weight saving I guess.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 12:22

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I'd buy it if I was closer and had any money. Put some parts from Eva in there and we're ready to go...

Good luck, hope it goes to a good home!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mattbob
01/19/2015 at 12:30

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Major

I didn't, only the rear

Sounds better.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 12:57

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exactly all the things I didn't want to hear. Boo. I will have renewed vigor to work on it in the spring though.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mattbob
01/19/2015 at 12:59

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The door speakers are actually really easy to replace, but expect at least a few door plastic clips to die in the process.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 13:02

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I've had the door cards off. I just need to find speakers with grills that will fit those holes because mine are broken. This car was in shambles when I bought it.... Shambles.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 13:09

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I'd be interested if my next purchase wasn't supposed to be a truck.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mattbob
01/19/2015 at 13:13

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http://bavauto.com/shop.asp


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 13:16

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been there, $112 for a single speaker... I think I might figure out a way to modify the door cards to use regular sized speakers. Also, I just noticed I have the same headlights as you.


Kinja'd!!! Delusion77 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 13:20

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Time for some bolt on fender flares lmao


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mattbob
01/19/2015 at 13:23

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Hit up a salvage yard, it's how I got my back left door, headliner, back seat bottom and other various interior parts for like $300


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 13:32

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nice. will do.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 13:37

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If only I had $2500, I could practice my monogrille'ing skills in real life.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tohru
01/19/2015 at 13:41

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The car might actually kill you if you did that, it sometimes reminds me of Christine...


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2015 at 14:03

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I will be sure to wear my Captain America shirt, it gives +5 against Germans.


Kinja'd!!! VoltRon > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/23/2015 at 16:02

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I had a 94 325is with the SAME setup. I actually thought your car was my car for a minute. I had Depo angel eyes and yellow fogs with Boston Green paint. Holy moly. I love your car, but not the rust. Sorry man. Good luck!


Kinja'd!!! Bricks > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/24/2015 at 01:03

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I thought for some reason you had a e36 M3, guess it was just in my head.